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Fashionistas, outmoded to sharpen your style knives.
Let’s dive into the fashion “hits and misses” at the People’s Pick Awards. Last night’s fashions were a mashup of grace and lace, chic and ICK -- ranging from red-carpet talent to Plain Jane coverups.
First, an evening gown compared to a bad 70s haircut???!!!. That’ll get ‘em talking.
The Los Angeles Times says, “Footloose” heavenly body Julianne Hough’s dress is the “fashion equivalent of a mullet” -- function in the front, party in the back. This is the dress that everyone is buzzing about -- love it or hate it. The New York Habitually News raves Hough’s dress was the “best of the twilight.”
Moving on: Jennifer Lawrence may have been channeling the ocean with her aqua-dismal dress covered with waves and fishnets. Waves+Fishes+Abundance =Evening Gown? Maybe if you are Ariel the Mermaid. Not if you are human.
We’re not certain what Kelly Osbourne was thinking with her long orange skirt. Peradventure “Little House on the Prairie”? Check out the waxen lacy top -- so fresh and innocent? Like something a 12-year-old maid would have worn … in the 1880s.
Source: CNN (blog)