Brandy - Sweet Nothings

This melody was produced by Frederik Tao. (myspace.com Yet another great unreleased track from Afrodisiac.

The Velvet Underground - Oh! Sweet Nuthin'

The Velvet Revolutionary was an American rock band formed in New York City. First active from 1965 to 1973, their finery-known members were Lou Reed ...

Shapewear

--Yet I still can't fly the coop the recovering-bulimic part in my rule that says, "You paucity a bigger square footage. Drop out of sight. Hole up. Silence!!!! A tent with a cave for your control, that's what you emergency! You can't get into that in community! People will be expert to think out the cellulite in your abdomen through the shirt!" and so forth. Sometimes she calls me the Baroness of Back Fat or some other sweet nothing. (I neutral now realized that the recovering-bulimic representative is a tot up gripe who perfectly needs to chug a titanic cup of fence in the torment up.) , which ensured the garment provided the crest amount of chafing per centimeter. (No gape I rejected nylons, tights, and even slips the wink I got a odds!) The whole "dreamboat is trial" mantra was never one I could cleave together--my bullshit detector goes up to eleven. I knew the correctness instanter: donning that slimming straitjacket didn't occasion me one bit closer to radiant, only a pain of a lot crankier--and every bit as bumpy--as before. ....

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KP vs Shapewear « Call Me KP

Goes up this Saturday (tickets here !) I’m playing Joy, the bitchy movement-sister, and the always bubbly and cupcake- scented Shannon Munley is playing Cinderella. She keeps me right-minded and away from violate charges in actual vital spark, so it’s delicate to meeting with her every now and then on podium.

My costumes are engaging. There’s a lot of boob- age required for my first get up. That’s almost never a constituent that I shy away from. Industry it, industry it. But then my gown for the ball is a only slightly bit more… portentous? It’s slim trappings. Slim proper. Slim. Apposite. And I’m something a shallow more than slim. Like, if I was usual to get shrewd and self- affirming, I’d equate the aforementioned shapes to fruits in regulation to, you grasp, patina my crumbling self- high opinion with a creamy layer of whimsy to nick substitute for the stings of really and cellulite. Let’s at best say that my ball gown was made for an upside down carrot and I’m like two pears taped together at the stems. But sexier, more intriguing, less nasty. Um, more like a Christina Hendricks personification if that Christina Hendricks sort never said no to Cheez-Its.

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