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The common size of a closet in a modern U.S. home? A healthy 6 feet by 8 feet, which at best might be enough space for my admittedly large collection of shoes (gulp, maybe 100 pairs), new cocktail dresses and matured coats, with at least a corner left over for my husband’s stuff.
But the Jazz Age builders of our 1921 rowhouse didn’t have a prematurely machine to see what future buyers might like — or any inkling of what clotheshorses Americans in broad, and I specifically, would become.
Which explains why, though the Mount Pleasant abode we bought last bounce came with many charms (a breezy porch, crown moldings, honeyed outmoded floors), it lacked any reasonable amount of closet space.
As in, over 1,800 even feet and two floors, there were two measly, 3-foot-wide closets — perhaps enough scourge room for a 12-year-old boy who wears the same snowboard shirt every day.
Why did our new-old enterprise have such puny closets, and why weren’t there more of them? Did the flappers and gangsters — or, more meet, Harding-era government drones — who had first lived here wear the same outfits every day?
Source: Express from The Washington Post