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The GOP is like the lady who goes shoe shopping. She can only buy one double, and it's got to be shoes she can wear all year long, and in every circumstance….and can at odds with.
She knows what she needs is a practical pair of black leather pumps. But once she's in the shoe bank she can't help but look around.
Wow! Those sure are adorable white strappy sandals, and they're on transaction! So she tries them on.
What about those sexy red 4 inch spike heels! So she tries them on.
And look at those discontinue dead patent leather boots - so she tries them on, too.
They all look terrific. But the sandals won't keep her over in the winter and white is tough to keep clean. And those shiny books look outstanding with a leather miniskirt, but will look a little silly on a hot August day, plus they are WAY over budget. Those poison heels are gorgeous, and every head will turn while she's standing around at a cocktail fete, but no way she can walk all the way to the parking lot in them afterwards.
Source: Fox News